We were only destined to explode

bombshellbutt:
josheeta:
saddest moment in history
i cRIED SO HARD AT THIS WHEN I WAS LIKE 11 DON’T TOY WITH MY EMoTIONS
don’t troy with my emotions

queen of old people

doctor: We have bad news

man who came out of 5 yr coma: I dont mind as long as I still get to visit my favorite gorilla at Cincinnati Zoo

Family: “Come sit by the pool with us.”
Me:

your inability to learn complicated handshakes is tearing this gang apart

let the gorilla worry about gorilla things

sometimes ‘brb’ stands for ‘be ready bitch’ so you have to be careful

i want my rats to grow up with positive role models. so we watched ratatouille together. gravy was really into it.